Sunday 16 May 2021

Side chick !

 I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE 

AND I LOVED IT...


Wleegar was hanging out with his male friends as they talked about the women they were sleeping with, most of those friends are actually married with numerous side chicks.


As the other men were busy laughing about women and how some women suck in bed, have smelling vaginas and are confused by a good penis; as those men bragged about how great they are in bed, Wleegar tuned off the conversation and started looking at his phone.


"Hey Wleegar, bro. You are awfully quiet! You are OK?" one of the friends asked.


"Maybe he is not getting great sex at home. These wives can get boring sometimes, what are side chicks for?" jocked another friend.


All the friends laughed.


Wleegar just smiled and said "Yesterday I had the most amazing time with my wife and there was no sex involved. I have never loved her more, in fact, because there was no sex involved, I fell in love with her even more" 


The friends looked confused.


"Bro, no sex? Your tool is not working or something? How can a man go without sex?" a friend asked provoking laughter from the others. 


"Oh my tool is working just fine. Yes, my wife and I didn't have sex and I loved it. We just stayed up till late talking, laughing. It felt like I was knowing her afresh, there are so many things about each other we had missed out on and we were catching up. We didn't talk about our kids or our responsibilities but about us. We had really good laughs, laughs so pure and heartfelt. I had forgotten how funny my wife is. There she was laying on my arms, we talked so much till she dozed off. I kissed her and watched her sleep. I closed my eyes sleeping next to her in peace, yesterday was one of the most amazing nights in my marriage and no sex was involved"


"Wleegar, you are talking like a man who is in love. That is not how men talk" a friend joked.


Wleegar smiled and said, "And what is wrong with me loving my wife? To be honest, I am sitting here watching you all pretend you are living the life but you are unhappy. I hear the drama you go through in your affairs, I see how you stay at the bar till late because you dread going back home, some of you have raped your own wives in the name of demanding your conjugal rights. Us men hide our pain behind humour, we gather here and make coarse jokes but when we are alone, reality reminds us that we are not OK. I am just saying yesterday I had an amazing night but instead of you being happy for me and learning from it, you are mocking me. You call me brother, shouldn't brothers be happy that my marriage is in a good place?"


The friends kept quiet.


"Our wives want us to talk to them. Give your wife a listening ear and you will see how peaceful and warm your home will be. Since morning, my wife has been sending me great messages, I can tell she is in a good place just because of last night, we have not chat like this in a long time. The problem is most men have reduced their wives to sex machines and baby raising robots, but if we are honest, even us men want more than sex. The only reason we just focus on sex is because as men we gather to talk about sex. I know alot of us are hurting in silence but we can't gather to talk about our hurt, so we talk about sex and politics. I want to challenge you, just create that time to talk with the woman you love and you will see the difference"


The friends looked at each other and laughed.


Wleegar peacefully got up and left, texting his wife as he left the laughing friends.


Wleegar had yet another great night with his wife. He woke up to a text from one of his friends saying "Bro, I followed your advice. After you left, I went home too. I didn't demand sex from my wife, I just put my phone away and gave her undivided attention. We talked as we cuddled like new love birds, she even cried when she opened up about her dad battling cancer. I didn't know her dad has cancer, that is how far we had drifted apart. All she needed was for me to make time for us. God bless our marriages bro. Thank you.