OSCAR NIWAGABA

 "Dear Men, work hard so that in your old age you have something for yourself , forget about the children and their mother! You are the only stranger in that family you call yours, that house is for your wife and kids ! My grandfather told me that a married man is like a tractor that builds a road, does it very nicely BUT when the road is completed , they bring a low loader and carry the tractor away claiming it will spoil the road!! That tractor is never allowed to step on the road it built ! Same case to a married man, you deny yourself , get loans , wear used clothes to see your children through high school and college because we believe that the only gift you can give your children is quality education cos there are no more shambas!! When the children hit teenage, now the Father is dispensable, most of these women poison the children against their father, language like "If it wasn't for me you wouldn't have studied, he was only interested in alcohol and women!! No...

Hey, It pays to build a name, the reward doesn't come quickly but it will come however long it may take and it lasts longer. At the point of death, a renowned civil servant, Tom Smith called his children and after praying for them, advised them to follow his footsteps so that they can have their peace of mind in life. The eldest child, Elizabeth, a graduate, looked at the other siblings and yelled, "Daddy, its unfortunate you are dying without a penny in your bank account. It is a pity you are leaving us the same wretched life you lived. Personally, I can't emulate you, she continued. Other fathers in the neighbourhood that you tag as being corrupt, thieves of public funds left houses and properties for their children.See the kind of comfortable life they live and the schools they attend.You are dying after 35 years of public service with just one rickety car. The only honour you have in this room is the citation of an award you won as the best Public Service Accountant wh...

“LEAVE YOUR VEHICLE HERE AND GO  On Saturday as I was coming back from Entebbe where I had gone to attend the Uganda Law Society Annual General Meeting, I had the misfortune of taking the Station Road which has since been converted into a one way. It was only when I got to the end of the road that I saw the sign indicating no entrance. Well seeing as there was nowhere else to go, I joined the main road. Lo and behold a policeman came running towards my car, charged like a hungry lion, indicating that I should leave the line and park on the pavement, which I did.  I knew I was in the wrong and so did not bother replying him when he went on and on about how I had broken the law. As if he had not just been alerted to it by their spies who stand in that corner acting as their collecting agents. Well I apologized and admitted that I was in the wrong and was ready to pay the penalty as set out by law.  To my utter astonishment, the Policeman told me that I was required to park ...

 *SMALL SMALL REMINDER* 1 Brick Costs UGX 250 2 A bag of Cement ~ UGX 40,000 3 A trip of Sand UGX 200,000 4. Stones 200,000 5. A piglet costs UGX 150,000 6. Monthly Feeds (UGX 60,000/ animal) You need 1000 bricks 250,000, 10 bags of Cement 400,000, a trip of Sand 200,000 and Stones 200,000 to build  a standard Sty. You also need UGX 300,000 to buy two Piglets to start with. It takes one year for the two to grow and give birth to 10 piglets each. So you have 20 more animals per year. Threshold is 40 animals and you have an independent farm. In the third Year you're Ready to sell 50 animals per Year. UGX 25m/year *SIMILARY* An average New Phone costs UGX 500,000 A girlfriend costs min UGX 1,500,000 per year A new shoe UGX 100,000 A new Shirt UGX 50,000 A new pair of Jeans UGX 60,000 *ADVICE TO THE YOUNG MEN* Barack Obama once said, if you're confident about your worth, you won't move around with gold chains around your neck No one will arrest you for using a Techno instead of...

Biology says that after sexual intercourse, about 200 to 300 million sperms are deposited by the man, they all begin to swim upwards within the track to meet with the ovum, out of the 200 million that are deposited only 300 to 500 actually reach the site (others get tired on the way because is not an easy race) and of the 300 that manage to reach the ovum (egg), only one fertilised the egg and in this case the winning one is YOU.     Have you ever thought about this? You ran a race without your eyes and your legs you WON, you ran a race without your education and you WON, you ran without certificate and you WON, you ran without help and you WON, what makes you think you will Lose now?    Now that you have both eyes and legs, now that you have the knowledge of God's word, now that you have plans, visions and dreams, beloved you didn't give up on day one, so you can't give up now, giving up now is an insult to your creator.    It doesn't matter what you ...

 The little boy put on his clothes for the cold and then told his father: "Ok dad I'm ready" His Dad, the pastor, said: "Ready for what?" "Dad, it's time to go outside and distribute our flyers." Dad replied: "Son, it's very cold outside and it's drizzling." The child looked surprised at his father and said: "But dad, people need to know about God even on rainy days." Dad replied, "Son, I'm not going outside in this weather." With despair, the child said: "Dad, can I go alone? Please!" His father waited for a moment and then said: "Son, you can go. Here's the flyers, be careful." "Thank you dad!" And with this, the son went out into the rain. The 11-Year-old walked all the streets of the village, handing out the flyers to the people he saw. After 2 hours walking in the rain and cold and with his last flyer in his hand, he stopped at a corner to see if he saw someone to give...

"Today I was walking in the supermarket and suddenly I heard a noise of things breaking. I walked down the aisles and saw that some people were murmuring . When I walked down their aisle, I saw a group of people staring at them. An older lady had hit the shelf containing plates and glasses with her cart and many had fallen to the ground and broken. Kneeling on the floor embarrassed, the old lady was frantically picking up the shattered pieces, while her husband peeled off the bar code from each broken dish saying: See!!! Now we will have to pay for all this. What a sad scene. Someone has a mishap, and all eyes were on her. When I knelt beside her to explain to her not to worry, a young man came and knelt beside us and said: - Leave it, we will pick this up. Let’s get your information, so you can go to the hospital and have that wound in your hand looked at. The lady looked at him, embarrassed and said: - No. But I have to pay for all this. The young man said: - No maam, We have in...